May 2013
ethiopienne:
yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
Places I've Cried In Baltimore City →
devin-c-k:
I just realized that I’ll never get to meet Mr. Rogers and now I’m crying.
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
why is the cast of skins also the cast of game of thrones
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
can we discuss how i’m scheduled to work a 64 hour work week and also i don’t have lunch breaks
m and t bank has a custom check card option now (it costs $7.95) but ugh now i have to decide what ridiculous image i should get on my check card
everyday: i need new clothes
the guy in front of me in my exam is wearing a top hat i want to take a picture but there are people behind me maybe they’re judging him as hard as i am
how to pay bills
itsvondell:
get bill
??????????
i have to pay the?? money
get th money
>???? where do i put it
jav-incandenza:
sext: I am long and hard. I go inside you and it hurts. I am a javelin and you’re dying
i’m sitting in the third row of a lecture hall before my exam and a girl just walked up three stairs and is panting as if she ran a marathon wat
“What I’m basically saying is that having kids is like being stuck in Antarctica.”
– Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt (via gq)
i’ve been inconsistent with my birth control this month but I finally thought I worked it out except i just took my thursday pill and i don’t understand how
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
napoleonbonerhard:
i’m white when will the government start sending me privilege money in the mail
apparently no one told my dad i got into a fender bender yesterday so he got a call from the insurance company today about a claim on the accident i was in and he called me like “uhhh are you okay????” poor neglected dad
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i love that ke$ha makes deconstructed versions of her own music because people don’t realize that she is actually an awesome singer behind all of the electronic bullshit
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apparently children are eating tide detergent pods and getting really sick and this is apparently a big deal but like
natural selection running its course
