November 2010
I GUESS THAT CHANGE IN MY POCKET WASN'T ENOUGH
AND I’M LIKE FUCK YOUUUU HOOO HOOO HOOOOO
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Mom went through my Halloween candy.
Mom: This lollipop has holes in it.
Me: What?
Mom: This lollipop. It has holes in it. What the fuck is a sucker you can't suck?
Me: Ohmygod I can hear it.
Mom: It's annoying as SHIT.
Nov 1st
Bop It.
Mom: I hate Bop It.
Me: Why?
Mom: Because it mocks me. It knows I'm old. It toys with me.
Nov 1st
No soul.
Me: Ben these shoes have like no soles.
Ben: That's probably because they came from my sister.
Nov 1st
MY 16TH BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW
AND I TOLD MY MOM “In less than 10 years I will have graduated college, started my career, bought a house, gotten a husband, and have a bun in the oven.” SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Nov 1st
when people my age call me 5 xDDDDD
Nov 1st
ICING MY FEET
BECAUSE MY SHOES MAKE MADE THEM UNHAPPY
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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flightriskwithasickflow replied to your photo:THIS NECKBAND IS STITCHED TO MY NECK I CAN’T GET… keep it on for tomorrow! IT’LL KILL ME IN MY SLEEP, I’LL JUST MAKE ANOTHER ONE FOR TOMORROW
Nov 1st
i have so much candy
blackwoman: who wants some loljk
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
CAN I NEVER TAKE THIS OUTFIT OFF
Nov 1st
I'M SO TIRED
FUCKING HOMEWORK WHAT THE FUCK IT’S FUCKING HALLOWEEN 
Nov 1st
MY FAMILY AND I ARE WATCHING ROCKY HORROR PICTURE...
WHAT IS HOMEWORK?
Nov 1st
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Rejection; looks like this.
johnfosterismypimp: freethephoenix: jonasandfans: OMG HAHAGSDH HAHAHAHAH
Nov 1st
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October 2010
Oct 31st
OKAY SO I DIDN'T FINISH MY HOMEWORK BUT I WILL
I JUST HAVE TO GET READY FOR MY COSTUME IT’S A BIG FUCKING DEAL OKAY
Oct 31st
“If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian,...”
– Margaret Cho (via fuckyeahfemmes)
Oct 31st
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WatchWatch
THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT HALLOWEEN I’M SO FREAKIN EXCITED 
Oct 31st
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I have to clean my room now.
fuckyeahgirlcrush: My mom wont get off my dick about it. #privilegedwhitegirlproblems
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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eclectic-electric asked: OKAY I ALSO MEANT TO ASK IF MARY CAN COME SINCE OUR COSTUMES ARE MATCHING BUT YEAH I MEAN IF SHE DOESN'T WANT MORE PEOPLE THAT'S FINE WE'LL JUST GO LURK SOMEWHERE BY OURSELVES
Oct 31st
OHMYGOD OKAY SO WHEN I ASK IF YOU'RE COMING TO MY...
“I DUNNO I THINK I HAVE A SPORTS DINNER THAT WEEKEND” IS NOT A SUFFICIENT ANSWER I SENT THESE OUT A MONTH AGO THERE IS NO MORE TIME FOR QUESTIONS.  YOU DO NOT GET TO GO. NO. FUCK YOU. OFF THE LIST.
Oct 31st
origamighost started following you
ORIGAMI…GHOST?! OMG WHAT IF WE HAD AN ORIGAMI BEARDED GHOST A;FLJAS’LDROI;EWJADNVMCVNOR
Oct 31st
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WHAT IS THIS "SEE FRIENDSHIP" SHIT FACEBOOK?
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO LURK EFFICIENTLY WITHOUT A “SEE WALL-TO-WALL” OPTION THIS IS SHENANIGANS WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
Oct 31st
OH I LOVE IT WHEN MOST OF MY PARTY GUESTS DON'T...
I DON’T PUT THE FUCKING DATE ON THE CARD FOR DECORATION
Oct 31st
eclectic-electric asked: I'M JUST WONDERING IF I'M STILL INVITED TO FORNICATE WITH YOU AND TATI TONIGHT
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
mayothedino started following you
MAYO THE DINO? WHAT KIND OF DINO A UNICORNASAURUS PERHAPS?  IT’S MY FAVORITE DINO
Oct 31st
eclectic-electric asked: I HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT TONIGHT ALLISON QUESTIONS DO YOU HEAR ME
Oct 31st
YOU WOULD THINK WOMEN WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH...
THAT MONTHLY WE BLEED PROFUSELY FROM OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS BUT WHATEVER
Oct 31st
Anonymous asked: you are fucking hilarious and also really pretty nevah stop being quality
Oct 31st
Oct 30th
THE THINGS IN MY ROOM OMG WHAT IS THIS STUFF
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
EPIC NERF WAR WITH MY BROTHER
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
The Matrix.
Me: Andrew, swim to Jesus! SWIMM!
Andrew: I don't believe in dat nigga. I'll swim to da moon.
Me: JESUS IS ON THE MOON.
Andrew: No dat nigga in heaven.
Me: HEAVEN IS THE MOON.
Andrew: Then I don't believe in the moon or that space journey to it.
Me: The moon only exists if you believe in it. So you must believe, if you know it's there. You SEE IT. You BELIEVE IT.
Andrew: THE MATRIX!!!!
Oct 30th
TALKING TO MY HIGH FRIENDS ABOUT SWIMMING TO JESUS...
IS IT FRIDAY ALREADY?
Oct 30th
you make me
lyintometa: masturbait: feel like im living a teenage dream the way you turn me on oh my fucking god the picture
Oct 30th
WHY DO I EVEN MAKE ANY EFFORT TO SEE MY FRIENDS
eclectic-electric: I THINK THEY ALL HUFF PAINT LIKE 23.5 HOURS A DAY 
Oct 30th
justincousson-deactivated201204 asked: Two words.

Modern Lady.

I'm the hand with the green apple at the beginning.
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
STICK AROUND
MORE INFOMANIA WHEN WE RETURN
Oct 30th