April 2010
Tumblr hate
is hilarious.
I love how angry people get.
Like honestly, this is the internet.
The angrier you get the funnier it is.
Because that’s what happens.
The best thing to do is leave it alone, but for some reason people don’t get that.
So go ahead.
Feed the trolls.
We. Never. Stop.
This is seriously retarded.
http://www.rachelsimmons.com/2010/03/what-every-parent-should-know-about-formspring-the-new-cyberscourge-for-teens/
My response:
Formspring.me is a website many of us teens are a part of. Yes, it can be used for cruel comments. But so can any social networking site. If your child chooses to use the sight, they choose to bear the onslaught of anonymous opinions. If you don’t want your child...
OH SHEET MUSIC
HOW I LOVE THEE
March 2010
TROLLIN'
and it feels soooo gooood.
OH MY GOD. RICKY MARTIN'S GAY?
SHOCKED.
Late.
Don't tell me you don't get any money on Free...
I’ll kill your family.
WHERE THE HELL
IS MY GOGURT?
MY DAD
BOUGHT ME A MY LITTLE PONIES COLORING BOOK FOR MY SURGERY.
GOD I LOVE THIS FAMILY.
1 tag
how old are you?
I’m 15.
So please don’t rape me.
Hit it like a man.
If Obama could see the ghetto now he’d be like ‘FUCK I hate black...
MALEDETTA PRIMAVERA
CHE FRETTA C’ERA
♥
Nanny in the trunk.
Ben: Are you no longer on the phone with Tati then?
Me: I had to get off because they had to put Nanny in the trunk. She’s gonna call me back soon.
Ben: Mmmkay.
(5 minutes later)
Ben: Wait, Did you say that had to put nanny in the trunk? What the fuck.
LOLAIM
Me: AND I’M ONLY MEEE, WHO I WANNA BEEE, YEAH I’M ONLY ME WHEN I’MM WITH YOUUU, WITH YOUUU, OHHHHH YEAH.
Me: ^TATI’S RINGBACK
Ben: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Ben: I thought we were just sending each other crappy song lyrics.
It would be really cool
if Virgin Mobile sent me my phone okay.
Because it’s been more than 3 to 5 business days and I’m about to cut my dick off with frustration.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL, DAD?
MOTHERFUCKING CALLER ID.
JUST BECAUSE WE CAN SEE WHO’S CALLING DOESN’T MEAN THE GOVERNMENT IS OUT TO GET US.
My friend Billy's sister's favorite band is...
NICKELBACK.
It’s safe to say I listen to my mp3 player on the ride to school.
SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT
WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU?
Baby corpses.
I HATE SPANISH ORAL PRESENTATIONS
fuckthispoemfuckthispoemfuckthispoem.
carajo esta poema!
The government
just cheated me out of my income tax refund.
Because of $39 that my parents didn’t account for on money in my savings that isn’t even mine.
This place is awesome.
Drew Barrymore
I freaking love you, okay?
Freaking love.
Freaking.
Love.
Freaking.
Okay?
♥
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
– Ladies Home Journal, 1948 (via fuckyeahkissing)
Prelude
is the prettiest word in the English language, in my opinion.
you know what you do?
you are just you
and thats all i need.
-♥(:
I HAVE A TERRIBLE TASTE IN MY MOUTH.
AND IT WON’T GO AWAY.
WHYWHYWHYWHY.