please do not refer to your boyfriend as your baby
I’M PRETTY SURE YOU DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO THEM
Or girlfriend. ASDFGHJKL;
I hate it when guys refer to me as “babe” or “baby”. It’s demeaning, IMO.
August 2010
GET YOUR GAY ASS CUTESIE RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATIONS OFF MY GODDAMN NEWS FEED YOU INSOLENT TEENAGERS
YOU WON’T LAST TIL GRADUATION
YOU DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU’RE NOT ENTERTAINING
YOU’RE NOT CUTE
GO AWAY.
Play
SO MY COMPUTER JUST RESTARTED ITSELF
BECAUSE IT HATES ME.
Okay just kidding so they'll PROBABLY fire my principal.
That’s reassuring.
under the table.: TATI'S POEM FOR ME. →
maryymack.tumblr.com
…
YES FOR THE ED GEIN REFERENCE, YES TATI, YES.
SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THAT IS, SHE ONLY KNOWS THAT IT HAPPENED DURING THE HOLOCAUST AND SHE’S A GERMAN.
OH, LOL, WELL ED GEIN WAS A SERIAL KILLER, AND HE TOOK SOME OF THE SKINS OF HIS KILLS AND USED THEM AS SEAT COVERS, AND HE…
OH SO BEN?
TATI'S POEM FOR ME.
OK SO.
I KNOW WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH FOR TEN YEARS.
BUT.
YOU ARE SO MAGICAL.
JUST.
A MAGICAL PERSON YOU ARE ALLISON.
AND WELL.
YOU HAVE NICE HAIR.
THAT’S FLOWY LIKE WATER.
AND YOUR EYES ARE BIG LIKE A KITTY.
AND YOUR SKIN.
IS NOT THE KIND I’D USE AS A LAMP SHADE.
SO.
I LOVE YOU.YES FOR THE ED GEIN REFERENCE, YES TATI, YES.
SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THAT IS, SHE ONLY KNOWS THAT IT HAPPENED DURING THE HOLOCAUST AND SHE’S A GERMAN.
TATI'S POEM FOR ME.
OK SO.
I KNOW WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH FOR TEN YEARS.
BUT.
YOU ARE SO MAGICAL.
JUST.
A MAGICAL PERSON YOU ARE ALLISON.
AND WELL.
YOU HAVE NICE HAIR.
THAT’S FLOWY LIKE WATER.
AND YOUR EYES ARE BIG LIKE A KITTY.
AND YOUR SKIN.
IS NOT THE KIND I’D USE AS A LAMP SHADE.
SO.
I LOVE YOU.
So they fired my principal...
That’s cool.
I hate this place.
July 2010
Baby's Got Back
Sir Mix A Lot
I’ll just leave this here…
OHMYGOD THIS IS TATI AND ME
WHEN I SAW THAT I WAS SCHEDULED TO WORK FROM 12:30 TO 9 TOMORROW DURING THE BUSIEST DAY OF THE ENTIRE SNOWBALL SEASON
THIS WAS MY FACE:
AND THIS IS HOW I FELT:
COSMIC. BROWNIES.
YOU ARE SOFA KING GOOD.
NON-SEQUITUR
IS BOTH AN AWESOME WORD AND AN AWESOME CONCEPT.
Ben, I think I've pretty much known you for 3 years now.
♥ Happy Friendship Anniversary? (: You’re my best bud.
I WIN BECAUSE NEXT MONTH IS BEN’S AND MY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY NA NA NA NA NA.
Just kidding, this is adorable. Without Ben I wouldn’t have met you and without you I don’t even know what I would do with my life and who Tati would call “Kitten”.
ALLI, THIS IS LIKE OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ‘CAUSE IT WAS AROUND THIS TIME THAT YOU STOOD OUT FRONT OF MY HOUSE SINGING ‘HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME’ BY BRITNEY SPEARS. ♥
HOLY SHITBALLS MARY WE NEED TO HAVE A BIG ASS CELEBRATION FOR EVERYONE
Ben, I think I've pretty much known you for 3 years now.
♥ Happy Friendship Anniversary? (: You’re my best bud.
I WIN BECAUSE NEXT MONTH IS BEN’S AND MY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY NA NA NA NA NA.
Just kidding, this is adorable. Without Ben I wouldn’t have met you and without you I don’t even know what I would do with my life and who Tati would call “Kitten”.
OKAY BEN I SAW IT AND CHANGED IT BEFORE YOU REPLIED
SO YOU CAN JUST GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT
I HATE THIS HOUSE
IT’S SUPER DARK AND QUIET AND A PEN JUST FELL AND I NEARLY SHAT MYSELF IT WAS SO FRIGHTENING
