September 2010
UGH GUYS I NEVER HAVE TIME FOR THE INTERNET...
LIKE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP AND I’VE SPENT EXACTLY NO TIME HERE
IHATESCHOOLLIKEALOT
GOAL #2 - ACCOMPLISHED
I GOT THE BOOK WITHOUT DIRTY LOOKS
BUT SINCE I DIDN’T HAVE THE BOOK LAST NIGHT I COULDN’T DO THE READING AND FAILED THE QUIZ TODAY DURING CLASS YAY
IT’S GOOD TO KNOW MY FIRST APUSH GRADE IS A 20%
August 2010
Because I forgot yesterday.
Customer: Can I have one large shaved wedding cake? With you on top.
Me: Uhhhh that'll be $2.40.
Customer: How old are you?
Me: Uhhhhmmm 15.
Customer: DAAYYYUUMMMMM.
GOAL #2
FIND MY APUSH BOOK BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HOW DID I LOSE IT THIS IS NOT GOOD
OH AND ALSO, UPON RECEIVING THE BOOK, AVOID DIRTY LOOKS FROM TEACHER
I WISH I COULD PULL OFF PARTING MY HAIR DOWN THE...
BUT I FEEL LIKE I LOOK AWFUL
SIDE PARTS FTW
OKAY SO SCRATCH THAT MY CAMERA HATES ME SO I'LL...
What is your favorite food? Mashed potatoes and chocolate ice cream.
Is there anything else that you would like me to know about you? I’m pretty great. And modest, too.
Who motivates you to perform well in school? Explain. I motivate myself to perform well in school because I have a horrific, crushing fear of failure.
JUST GETTIN’ TO KNOW ME
I'M FILLING OUT A STUDENT SURVEY
POSTING PICTURES NOW
JUST USED THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IN MY FIRST...
STARTING THE YEAR OFF RIGHT
LOL LOST A FOLLOWER
I GUESS NOT EVERYONE APPRECIATES MY AWESOME STORIES
MY BOSS'S THREE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER PUNCHED A CAT...
IT WAS AWESOME
I'm the smarter sibling.
Mr. Eugene: Allison SHLLAAYYDAA.
Me: Uhh it's Chlada.
Mr. Eugene: Oh really? Your brother never corrected me on that.
Me: That's because my brother's an idiot.
Mr. Eugene: Oh right.
Arachnophobia.
Neanderthal: -points and mumbles incoherently-
Me: What?
Neanderthal: -continues to point and mumble incoherently-
Me: HUH?
Neanderthal: -continues to point and mumble incoherently loudly-
Me: Are you serious right now? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.
Neanderthal: It's a spider right dere.
Me: ...
Neanderthal: I ain't know if you had arachnophobia...
OHMYGOD GUIZ I HAVE SO MANY STORIES FOR YOU
GET READY FOR SOME STORY RAPE
eclectic-electric replied to your post: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
LOL HOW
I GOT IT SECOND PERIOD AND I GUESS I WALKED IT TO THIRD PERIOD BUT I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT HAPPENED TO IT AFTER THAT
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
ALREADY LOST A TEXT BOOK
JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL
NOW I GET TO GO TO WORK UNTIL 9.
UGH MY LIFE IS SPIRALING DOWNWARD.
DAY #1 GOAL - ACCOMPLISHED
I DID NOT MURDER ANYONE TODAY, BUT I DID TELL A GOOD NUMBER OF GIRLS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
AND ALSO A BUNCH OF GIRLS CAME RUNNING TO ME SCREAMING SO I COULDN’T HURT THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE MY FRIENDS I GUESS
OKAY GUYS I HAVE A GAY IDEA
EVERY MORNING I WANT TO MAKE A POST ABOUT A GOAL I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH THAT DAY, AND THEN AFTER I COME HOME I’LL TELL YOU WHETHER I ACCOMPLISHED THAT GOAL
CHANCES ARE THIS WON’T LAST A WEEK SO DON’T WORRY
GOAL #1:
TRY NOT TO KILL EVERY MOTHERFUCKER WHO I SEE RUNNING AND SCREAMING DOWN THE HALL TO GREET HER FRIEND
anvitawhy started following you
I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY SO MY WELCOME IS NOT VERY CHEERFUL I APOLOGIZE HERE IS A CONSOLATION GIF:
AWH MY DAD TOOK LIKE A THREE SECOND SHOWER SO I...
MY FAMILY IS DA BESSSS
I GO UPSTAIRS TO GET A SHOWER BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY...
AND OF COURSE THIS IS THE ONE NIGHT MY DAD DECIDES HE’S GOING TO TAKE AN EVENING SHOWER BECAUSE HE’S DONE YARDWORK TODAY
GETTING LESS THAN 8 HOURS OF SLEEP FUCK YEAH
ALSO, HEY BEN LOOK AT ME POSTING REPLIES PROPERLY
electricplacebo replied to your post: electricplacebo replied to your post:TODAY HAS…
YES. BUT IM GOING COLD TURKEY FOR A BIT BECAUSE CAFFIENE STOPPED AFFECTING ME. HOW DO YOU DRINK YOURS?
I DRINK MINE AS IF THE COFFEE ITSELF IS UNRECOGNIZABLE. LIKE, LOTS OF CREAM AND SUGAR. IN FACT, IT’S MORE LIKE, SUGAR WITH SOME COFFEE. IT’S REALLY TASTY THOUGH. URBAN DICTIONARY HAS DEEMED...
You’re welcome.
Shoe basket.
Dad: There are so many fucking shoes in this thing.
Me: At least we have a basket now. Remember the days when we'd just throw them in the corner?
Dad: Remember the days I'd stick mine up your ass?
electricplacebo replied to your post:TODAY HAS BEEN SO STRESSFUL MY MOM JUST MADE ME COFFEE
ALWAYS APPROPRIATE.
ARE YOU A COFFEE FIEND TOO?!
YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
WHY WEATHER PEOPLE WILL SAY THINGS LIKE “IT’LL BE 88 DEGREES TODAY, BUT IT’LL FEEL LIKE 95”.
WHY IS IT EVEN RELEVANT THAT WE KNOW THAT IT’S 88 DEGREES WHEN IT’LL FEEL LIKE 95?
DOES ANYONE CARE THAT IT’S ACTUALLY 88 WHEN IT FEELS LIKE 95?
UGH FUCK THE WEATHER.
TODAY HAS BEEN SO STRESSFUL MY MOM JUST MADE ME...
IT’S 7:45PM
GO TO PRINT OFF SUMMER HOMEWORK
PAPER JAM.
FUCK THIS SHITTY-ASS PRINTER
The internet is junk.
Mom: Your aunt got a laptop from Mike for $350, and thinks she doesn't want it. She was wondering if you or your brother wanted it for the same amount.
Me: I'll check it out.
Dad: We don't want his junk.
Mom: What do you mean? It's Mike's laptop, it's got to be nice.
Dad: Did he go on the web on it ever?
Mom: Of course.
Dad: It's been tainted.
Mom: You are completely unreasonable.
WOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FATHER
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DOING SUMMER HOMEWORK
BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN’T HAVE THREE MONTHS TO DO IT AND HAVE TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS
I hate youtube comments
because everyone is retarded.
I was watching a video of a screaming child on an airplane, and the parents of the child did nothing but stare at it. It took ANOTHER passenger bringing the child pretzels to shut the motherfucker up. So this is what happened comment-wise:
Me: KICK THAT CHILD IN THE FACE. KICK IT. MAKE IT STOP.
Twat: its ppl like u that shudnt have kids… shes crying for a...
OFF TO WATCH THIS WHOLE WEEK'S DEGRASSI
BAI FGGTZ
TODAY IS TATI AND BEN AND MY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY...
8-28-2000 4EVAAAA~~~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥+♥+♥ = MAH BESTIES 4LYF
I HOPE THIS POST WAS OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU
TATI'S OVER
WE’RE GOING TO FORNICATE
ghostlatitudes started following you
WHY HELLO THERE YOUNG CHAP
Less than three.
Mom: -brings a friend's invitation to me- What is that.
Me: What?
Mom: That thing next to your name.
Me: Oh, that? That's a heart.
Mom: It looks like less than three.
Me: I know.
Mom: Why did she do that.
Me: Because when you type you can't make a heart. I know, it's dumb, because he hand-wrote it.
Mom: She could make a fucking heart.
MY PHONE RESTARTS ITSELF 5+ TIMES A DAY WHILE I'M...
BUT NEVER ANY OTHER TIME ?
MY LIFE IS BLACK ABYSS
JUST PUT ON MY NEW DRESS AND WALKED A MUG FULL OF...
LIKE A CHAMP
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OHMYGOD TEETH IS SUCH A QUALITY MOVIE
bearvsoctopus asked: what is your favourite movie and your favourite dinosaur?
sundriedraisins started following you
I GOT A “RED VELVET PETITE” INSTEAD OF A HO-HO
PS THIS MOVIE IS RIDICULOUS
