October 2010
blahhhh
maryymack:
hollyxxhorror:
mothernaturesecret:
hollyxxhorror:
harford county is going in 2hours late, can we pleaseeeeeee go in 2 hours late?
WHY THE FUCK DON’T WE ALREADY HAVE THAT SHIT?!!!!!!!!!!!?
GOD DAMMIT
idk, bcps never report on wether we have school or not till like 5 am
I’m still refreshing the page every 5 minutes.
AND BCPSS NEVER REPORTS ON WHETHER WE HAVE SCHOOL OR NOT...
FINGERS CROSSED THAT WE ALL GET DELAYS TOMORROW
EXCEPT TOO BAD BALTIMORE CITY DOESN’T GET OUT OF SCHOOL FOR SHIT
Hey guys, wanna hear some bullshit?
xchrissycupcake:
Yeah, today my got my period for the third time in like 6 or 7 weeks. My body should probably stop being stupid as fuck before i rip out my ovaries.
OHMYGOD CHRISSY TMI TIME
SO I GOT MY PERIOD TODAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL DAY AND BLED THROUGH MY PANTS AND THEN RAN INTO THE BOYS BATHROOM TO CHANGE MY TAMPON
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING CAN YOU TELL THIS WAS AN AWESOME DAY
kodiakbrodiak asked: I GO TO CALVERT HALL. EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE AND HAS THE MATURITY LEVEL OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE MYSPACE PROFILES.
BUT I LIKE WEARING NICE CLOTHES SO IT ISN'T SO BAD I GUESS.
JUST KEEP ME IN TOUCH AND SUCH. HAH. RHYME.
BUT I LIKE WEARING NICE CLOTHES SO IT ISN'T SO BAD I GUESS.
JUST KEEP ME IN TOUCH AND SUCH. HAH. RHYME.
kodiakbrodiak asked: SOUNDS WONDERFUL. ILL BE IN MY SCHOOL CLOTHES SO I'LL LOOK LIKE I'M IN TOO MUCH FOR THE OCCASION SINCE IM NOT GOING TO BE GOING HOME UNTIL POST MOVIE.
eclectic-electric replied to your post: eclectic-electric replied to your post:HEY…
): MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT FRIDAY THOUGH I EXPECT YOUR ATTENDANCE
HELL FUCKING YEAH I WILL
BECAUSE I DON’T WORK EVER AFTER THIS WEEKEND W00T
eclectic-electric replied to your post:HEY CHICK-PEA SINCE TOWSON COMMONS IS PUTTING MY BALLS IN ITS MOUTH DO YOU JUST WANNA SHOOT FOR MEETING UP AT LIKE 5:30 OR SOMETHING AND HOPING FOR A 6 OR 7 SHOW? ALSO WOULD YOU LIKE MY CELLULAR SO TALKING BE EASIER IF THIS DOES HAPPEN.
OR MAYBE I’M GONNA BE IN WEST VIRGINIA CHOKING MYSELF WITH A SPOON
UGH FUCKING CHRIST I FORGOT THAT BEN WAS GOING TO...
kodiakbrodiak asked: HEY CHICK-PEA SINCE TOWSON COMMONS IS PUTTING MY BALLS IN ITS MOUTH DO YOU JUST WANNA SHOOT FOR MEETING UP AT LIKE 5:30 OR SOMETHING AND HOPING FOR A 6 OR 7 SHOW?
ALSO WOULD YOU LIKE MY CELLULAR SO TALKING BE EASIER IF THIS DOES HAPPEN.
ALSO WOULD YOU LIKE MY CELLULAR SO TALKING BE EASIER IF THIS DOES HAPPEN.
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stellersz:
bloodytampon:
dopdedap:
fregley:
chrisdrewrappstwice:
liesandlittlespies:
chemicalmoment:
batfaggery:
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
Bler
Like a boss. Aka like a Filipino:
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I ASKED MY DAD WHY IN GOD'S NAME WE WEREN'T...
AND HE WENT ON THIS HUGE EXPLANATION ABOUT HOW WATER WORKS AND WHY THE COUNTIES ARE GETTING OUT AND LIKE RECOUNTING ALL OF THE ACCIDENTS HE’S HEARD ABOUT ON THE NEWS AND I’M LIKE “BRO I DON’T NEED THAT SHIT”
I DON'T GET THAT WHOLE "RABBIT RABBIT" THING
WHAT THE FUCK DO RABBITS HAVE TO DO WITH GOOD LUCK
WHY IS IT THAT BANGS ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE LOOK...
September 2010
-katzenklavier replied to your post:IN SPANISH WE HAVE TO PERFORM A SOAP OPERA SKIT ABOUT A FRAT PARTY IN AUSTRALIA
NOT ENOUGH SHRIMP, THE BARBEE WON’T LIGHT UP, THE KANGAROOS ARE STEALING YOUR DIJEREDO
I LIKE YOUR BRAINSTORMING, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAY ANY OF THAT IN SPANISH
IN SPANISH WE HAVE TO PERFORM A SOAP OPERA SKIT...
WHAT IN GOD’S NAME SHOULD WE DO
-katzenklavier replied to your post: -katzenklavier replied to your post:ALSO I FOUND…
I HAVE NO CLUE BUT THE SOCIAL NETWORK PREMIERES TOMORROW AND I WANT TO SEE IT LIKE YEAH. SO FAR IM GOING TO SEE A MOVIE REGARDLESS.
YESSS UGH I WOULD LOVE TO LEMME SEE IF OTHERS ARE INTERESTED BECAUSE WE CAN HAVE A PARTY AT THE MOVIES HOLLAAAA
-katzenklavier replied to your post:ALSO I FOUND OUT MY WORK HAS AN UNSECURED NETWORK CONNECTION
DO YOU WANT TO SOCIAL NETWORK AT TOWSON TOMORROW?
TOWSON MALL? WHO’S GOING? I LOVE THAT PLACE.
ALSO I FOUND OUT MY WORK HAS AN UNSECURED NETWORK...
FUCKYEAH FREE INTERNET AT WORK
WORK SENT ME HOME EARLY
OH-HO-HO LOOK AT THEM BEING SENSIBLE
MY PLANS FOR WORK TODAY:
EAT SNOWBALLS
BUY A SHIT TON OF JUNK FOOD
DO HOMEWORK
READ A BOOK
NOT SERVE ANY CUSTOMERS
I WENT INTO THE BOY'S BATHROOM TODAY
BUT IT WAS AN EMERGENCY SO I DIDN’T CARE
THERE'S A TORNADO OUTSIDE
BUT I STILL GET TO WORK AT A SNOWBALL STAND FROM 4:30 TO 9
OH YEAH MY LIFE IS AWESOME
TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR AND TORNADO WARNINGS OVER THE...
WALKIN’ TO THE BUS STOP IN MY BOMB-ASS GALOSHES
HATERS GONNA HATE
Why did "My humps" come on shuffle??
ONLY BECAUSE IT’S THE GREATEST SONG TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH
-katzenklavier replied to your photo:I SHOWERED AGAIN GUIZ I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I SHOULD…
I LIKE YOUR SHELVES.
OH HEY THANKS IKEA IS THE TITS
pork2k started following you
I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS ARRANGEMENT
IF I GET ALLI TO 400 FOLLOWERS SHE'LL POST NUDES
eclectic-electric:
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GO GO GO I WANT NUDES GO GO GO
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WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS
God he is so cute why do I have such a nerd... →
IS IT WEIRD THAT IF I KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THERE IS...
MOST OF THE TIME I JUST EAT MEALS BECAUSE IT LEADS TO DESSERT
TATIANA AND MY TOPIC OF CONVERSATION TODAY IS THE...
I'M JUST GOING TO TELL EVERYONE TO GET ME SWEDISH...
PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
AND I’M LIKE BITCH JUST SHOW UP
THE PERSONALIZED RINGTONE FOR MY BROTHER ON MY...
BECAUSE MY BROTHER’S NAME IS MAXWELL L0L0L0L0L GET IT
-katzenklavier replied to your link: Ugh this makes me so happy.
WILL YOU SEE THAT WITH ME. NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL GO.
OHMYGOD ARE YOU SERIOUS UGH YES YES YES YES YES
THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO ALL OF THOSE MEN, ESP. JESSE EISENBERG ARE UNMENTIONABLE
Ugh this makes me so happy. →
UGH I JUST NAPPED FOR LIKE THREE HOURS
TIME TO EATTT
Shit's crazy
ben-holley:
Every atom in your body has been here since the beginning of the universe.
They just happened to take this form due to the circustances of the location that they were randomly scattered to after the big bang.
When you die, it’s not like you’ll disappear. Your consciousness may disappear, you as a ‘sentient,’ being may long exist, but it should be mildly comforting to know that your...
MY MOM USED TO MANAGE A CREW OF MEXICANS
AND SHE JUST FOUND OUT THAT ON SUNDAY ONE OF THEM BEAT ANOTHER ONE TO DEATH
COOL STORY RIGHT
I WROTE AN APUSH FREE RESPONSE TODAY AND USED THE...
SUFFICE TO SAY IT WAS BOMB-ASS ESSAY
FISHTAIL BRAIDS ARE SO HARD TO DO ON YOURSELF
IT TOOK ME UNDER FIVE MINUTES TO UNLOAD AND LOAD...
4:57:45 TO BE EXACT
UGH I LOVE SLOW DISHES NIGHTS.
eclectic-electric replied to your post:UGH I NEED TO FIND THREE THINGS I LIKE AND THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT MY PAINTING
TAKE A PICTURE LET ME INTERPRET IT
I DON’T EVEN HAVE IT HERE!
IT’S TAPED UP ON HER CHALKBOARD AT SCHOOL TO DRY
I’M GOING BY MEMORY HERE
I CAME UP WITH OTHER ALTERNATIVES TO SAYING...
tweffjeedy:
ONE ACTUALLY: “THAT’S SO MESOPOTAMIAN”
SOMEONE SPILLS COFFEE ON YOU “GOD DAMN IT BILL THAT’S SO MESOPOTAMIAN!!”
BILL ARRIVES THE NEXT DAY WEARING AN UGLY SWEATER “HAHA ASS THAT SWEATER IS SO MESOPOTAMIAN”
A BUNCH OF KIDS RUN BY SCREAMING AND SCRATCHIN THEIR ARMPITS LIKE CHIMPS “WHAT A BUNCH OF MESOPOTAMIANS”
THIS POST IS IN CORRESPONDENCE TO THIS OTHER POST:...
UGH I NEED TO FIND THREE THINGS I LIKE AND THREE...
BUT THERE ARE ONLY TWO FUCKING THINGS IN THE PICTURE
GEOMETRIC SHAPES AND SOME COLOR
SO OKAY
I LIKE THE SHAPES
I LIKE THE COLOR
…
FUCKING DONE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEN BECAUSE HE IS WONDERFUL
SO YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIM BECAUSE HE IS THE SECOND-COMING
OR THE FIRST-COMING IF YOU’RE A JEW
TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
