February 2011
MY MOTHER INSISTS ON CALLING HER SNUGGIE A...
Everyone remember to say "Rabbit rabbit"! :)
I ALWAYS FORGET.
madmoonriots asked: Allison I love you
AS MUCH AS I LOVE ARGUING OVER THE INTERNET
I SHOULD PROBABLY DO HOMEWORK OR SLEEP
I APOLOGIZE TO MY FOLLOWERS WHO I HAVE ANNOYED WITH REBLOGGING EXCESSIVELY LONG POSTS
IT SPARKED A NERVE
FINGERS CROSSED FOR AN ICEDAY TOMORROW
kodiakbrodiak asked: You've played serious swag into my dash tonight.
Also I'mm incorporating swag into my vocab, if you couldn't tell
Also I'mm incorporating swag into my vocab, if you couldn't tell
kimitastics:
origami-beards:
kimitastics:
origami-beards:
kimitastics:
Please understand what goes through a girl’s mind when she put’s on makeup. As she puts her alarm clock two hours before she wakes up, she is deciding what to wear to make her body look cute, what hairstyle to do for today, and how to cover her flaws with makeup. As she drags herself out of bed every morning, she...
kimitastics:
origami-beards:
kimitastics:
Please understand what goes through a girl’s mind when she put’s on makeup. As she puts her alarm clock two hours before she wakes up, she is deciding what to wear to make her body look cute, what hairstyle to do for today, and how to cover her flaws with makeup. As she drags herself out of bed every morning, she knows how to cover her insecurities...
Greek.
Mom: Is it called Greek because it's all about fraternities?
Me: ...Yes mom.
OH I REMEMBER TELLING MYSELF I WAS GOING TO WORK...
"YOU BETTER COVER YOUR BOOTY HOLE AND DON'T DROP...
Watchtatitotes:
dumahimua:
iamretrokid:
makeroom4cleo:
happpynesss:
LOLOL
I love her! HAHAH!
lmao she’s definitely a bad bitch.
I’ve never actually seen a man in short-short jean shorts. (Yes, I did say short three times in one sentence, sue me)
my hero.
triphop:
NIGGA I NEED A SNOW DAY TOMORROW I NEED IT
UGH ALISON YOU’RE IN THE COUNTY YOU ALWAYS GET OUT
Mrs. Frasier: What questions do you think we can derive from the topic of the Freedmen’s Bureau? What do you think we could ask about how the blacks were treated? Joseph: How about “Why do they matter?”
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
nicolesevilla:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
January 2011
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how...”
– Terry Pratchett (via rebekahaha)
Apparently nobody realizes that when you make a...
shannonsleftnipple:
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY
THERE IS NO CRAIG FERGUSON
KILL ME NOW MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE
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i guess i should pretend to go to bed now
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
i haven't charged my phone in four days and i...
because no one talks to me lol
I JUST SPILLED WITCH HAZEL ALL OVER MY BED/LAPTOP
I think forehead kisses are so cute.
I THINK THEY CLOG PORES
i am not going to sleep tonight and i am content with that
i might text my boyfriend and attempt to remain apathetic when he does not respond
OMG I WONDER IF THEY MAKE FACE-SIZED COTTON BALLS
SO WHEN YOU HAVE A REALLY BAD FACE BREAKOUT YOU CAN JUST DIP THE WHOLE THING IN WITCH HAZEL AND BE LIKE
WHOMP
