THIS TUMBLR IS SO GREAT →
shwickk: Things longer than Kim Kardashian’s wedding: Fall Out Boy song titles
I don’t want to put all my eggs in one basket but I don’t want to not get into Hopkins. I don’t really care about any of the other schools, they’re pretty much all my backups and are equally weighted as so in my eyes. I just don’t fail because it’s my worst fear and this would be the ultimate low blow and I just can’t get a rejection letter.
IT'S HALLOWEEN WHICH MEANS KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE...
I think I give up on the College Park application.
It’s not even worth it.
why would anyone intentionally use blue pens over...
BECAUSE BLUE PENS ARE CLEARLY FAR SUPERIOR
I HAVE THE BEST BEST FRIENDS EVER
WE CAN GET FOREVER LAZY’S FOR ALL THE PEOPLE
looks like i’m going to have to add doctor who to my tumblr savior black list too at some point enough is enough internet enough is enough
Yeah fuck greedy corporations I’m going to shit on this police car because that...– #occupy protesters (via eclectic-electric)
eclectic-electric: OH YOU SMOKE WEED? PLEASE PUT THAT ON YOUR FACEBOOK AT LEAST 8 OR 11 MORE TIMES JUST TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT YOU PARTAKE IN THE ACT OF SMOKING MARIJUANA PLEASE LIST THAT SEVERAL MORE TIMES THANK YOU THE MANAGEMENT
montysnrub: why did the boat full of pencils sink Read More
Don't you hate it when you have so many huge...
fuckyeahgirlcrush: and the pressure of how much work it is stops you from actually being able to do them? Oh, you know, I’ve got a huge essay first draft due tomorrow, and I have read The Crucible, which I’m about three pages into. And I have to run, and shower, and dry my hair which honestly takes like three hours. Nahh, I’ll just tumblr my life away. Lalalalalalalala BASICALLY MY DAY...
JUGGALOS OFFICIALLY A GANG
pupfresh: The FBI now recognizes Juggalos as a national threat. Therefore, they are considered a gang. Don’t walk alone at night. You are no longer safe.
I JUST SUBMITTED MY HOPKINS EARLY DECISION...
I’M GOING TO THROW UP
the only reason i came into lab today was to get my time sheet signed because it’s due tuesday and i don’t have lab on mondays and i don’t have printing capabilities so this girl hannah needs to print it for me and she hasn’t and i have to go now so it looks like i’m going to come in on monday to get it signed anyway so like wtf fuck me
fuckyeahgirlcrush replied to your post: MY LAB IS FULL OF SO MANY ASIANS I read that as “my labia full of so many asians” IS YOUR LABIA NOT FULL OF ASIANS?
MY LAB IS FULL OF SO MANY ASIANS
THAT THE ONLY SNACK FOOD WE HAVE IS LIKE WEIRD CANDIES THAT TASTE LIKE PASTRIES AND SHIT
How was "barackobama" not already taken as a...
We had shortened classes today so I could leave...
and i was so excited because I was going to go home and take a nap before the algebra project meeting and then i realized i had to come into lab to get my time sheet signed and it would look super sketch if i just showed up and got the time sheet signed and left
hollyxxhorror: “this project wont take more than an hour” GOOD THING I’VE BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR AN HOUR
Anonymous asked: hmmm i believe your birthday is in more like 5 days... ;) whatever. same thing.
SO I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LOOKED AT THE MAIL
AND SAW A LETTER FROM MY UNCLE BOBBY FOR ME AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK? OH SHIT. MY BIRTHDAY’S IN THREE DAYS?” THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COLLEGE APPS ARE DUE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY IT NO LONGER BECOMES YOUR BIRTHDAY IT BECOMES THE DAY YOUR FATE IS SEALED