December 2011
just another night staying up til 4am watching chick flicks and sobbing uncontrollably while sending horribly sappy text messages to your sleeping boyfriend the usual
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
trying to pick your nose while wearing a blackhead strip is a strange experience kids please try this at home
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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i want to make lunch but i don't know what to make
#first world problems
Dec 30th
triphop: russell brand and katy perry are getting a divorce for real now understandable though i really dont care for either of them NOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THEM STOP THIS MADNESS
Dec 30th
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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eclectic-electric: MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT 2011 IS THAT TATIANA STOPPED BEING AN ASEXUAL PRUDE MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT 2011 IS TATIANA.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Dec 28th
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rules of tumblr
blogsaretough: don’t have this theme:  that’s it
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
triphop: Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. solid deal
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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penelopetheconartiste: I wish I had an iphone so I could take pictures on instagram and be a professional photographer
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
stellaikillmen: the only thing i’m going to be worried about this week is what i’m wearing on new year’s eve
Dec 27th
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BACKING UP SHIT ON MY EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE
AWWWW YEAHHH
Dec 27th
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tastycorpse: I GET TO MEET ALLI AND BEN TODAY ARIANA FOOTLONG IS MY FAVE
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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verminsupreme: pro-life pro-capital punishment the two should not mix and yet they do explain
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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wombatfractal: its so strange to see david bowie in a hoodie and jeans on a womens talk show and not summoning ancestral demons to tune his 49 string guitar from space
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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I JUST CURLED MY MOM'S HAIR
Dec 25th
eclectic-electric: “We can be like the virgin suicides except be the slut suicides” -My sister
Dec 25th
eclectic-electric: “I HATE CAPITALISM” ” I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING”
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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mom: what do you want for christmas
me: robert pattinson's cock
mom: what?
me: I said a pet rock
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
i am experiencing abdominal discomfort
how is babby formed
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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pussshhh: Jimmy Fallon and friends (including Zac) reading “Twas the Night Before Christmas)
Dec 24th
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just kidding totally not leaving the house tonight boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo time to sleep my life away
Dec 24th
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