December 2011
just another night staying up til 4am watching chick flicks and sobbing uncontrollably while sending horribly sappy text messages to your sleeping boyfriend
the usual
trying to pick your nose while wearing a blackhead strip is a strange experience
kids please try this at home
i want to make lunch but i don't know what to make
#first world problems
triphop:
russell brand and katy perry are getting a divorce for real now
understandable though i really dont care for either of them
NOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THEM STOP THIS MADNESS
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
eclectic-electric:
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT 2011 IS THAT TATIANA STOPPED BEING AN ASEXUAL PRUDE
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT 2011 IS TATIANA.
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
triphop:
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
solid deal
penelopetheconartiste:
I wish I had an iphone so I could take pictures on instagram and be a professional photographer
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stellaikillmen:
the only thing i’m going to be worried about this week is what i’m wearing on new year’s eve
BACKING UP SHIT ON MY EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE
AWWWW YEAHHH
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tastycorpse:
I GET TO MEET ALLI AND BEN TODAY
ARIANA FOOTLONG IS MY FAVE
verminsupreme:
pro-life
pro-capital punishment
the two should not mix
and yet they do
explain
wombatfractal:
its so strange to see david bowie in a hoodie and jeans on a womens talk show and not summoning ancestral demons to tune his 49 string guitar from space
I JUST CURLED MY MOM'S HAIR
eclectic-electric:
“We can be like the virgin suicides except be the slut suicides”
-My sister
eclectic-electric:
“I HATE CAPITALISM”
” I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING”
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mom: what do you want for christmas
me: robert pattinson's cock
mom: what?
me: I said a pet rock
i am experiencing abdominal discomfort
how is babby formed
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pussshhh:
Jimmy Fallon and friends (including Zac) reading “Twas the Night Before Christmas)
just kidding totally not leaving the house tonight
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
time to sleep my life away