I HAVE TO GO SHOWER AND THEN "HANG OUT" WITH MY...
BEN LET'S JUST QUIT OUR JOBS AND RUN AWAY TOGETHER
eclectic-electric: OH MY GOD I MISS ALLISON UGH IT’S SERIOUSLY RETARDED HOW MUCH I WORK I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TODAY OFF AND EVERYTHING AND MY BOSS TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT AT 10:30 WHILE I WAS AT A MOVIE LIKE “ZIAD CALLED OUT SICK TOMORROW, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WORK HIS SHIFT?” UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eclectic-electric: GOD I CAN JUST SHOP ONLINE ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL OF MY MONEY IT’S GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA
UGH SHUT UP BEN I WISH I COULD SHOP ONLINE
I HAVE TO WEAR A VISOR AT WORK NOW BECAUSE THEY'RE...
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOOK CUTE IN A VISOR I’M JUST GOING TO WEAR PIGTAILS EVERY DAY
The Best of Hipster Edits
anneemaye: spaulette: I’M TRYING TO BE A BETTER PERSON BUT I’M JUST A BRIDGE
Morgan Freeman is classy as fuck.– My brother
maryymack: (via terraftw, blanklove) This is pretty much me when I drive. I sing to myself. I actually form words. But I sing to myself. Solo concert to me in my truck. erreydayy. OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING
bearvsoctopus replied to your post: MY THOUGHTS ON TRANSFORMERS 3: THE NEW BRITISH GIRL IS SO MUCH BETTER. BLASPHEMY THAT BITCH WORE HEELS THE ENTIRE FUCKING BATTLE SCENE YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH HELP SHE WAS MEGAN FOX GOT SHIT DONE
MY THOUGHTS ON TRANSFORMERS 3:
WHERE IS MEGAN FOX
WOW MAN I TOTALLY THOUGHT I HAD TOMORROW OFF
AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT MY JOB LIKES TO FUCK ME IN THE BUTT
HOWDY JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING...
tatitotes: WHEN I WAS LITTLE I HAD THIS HUGE OBSESSION WITH SHARKS. LIKE SHARK WEEK WAS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER CREATED IN MY MIND. I HAD AND STILL HAVE ALL MY SHARK BOOKS WHICH I’VE READ PROBABLY 20 TIMES. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I ENJOY LEARNING ABOUT SHARKS, BUT I KNOW THEM ALL. MY FAVORITE IS THE LEMON SHARK BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS. HOWEVER I’M PRETTY SCARED OF THE OCEAN. I’LL GO IN...
I would run a My Father Appreciation Blog except he’s entirely too paranoid that the government is watching him through the internet/my webcam (aka “Spy Cam”) so if there was a blog dedicated to him and he found out about it he would probably murder me.
My father is literally sitting at the kitchen table in his underwear with his feet up watching History Channel and eating potato chips with his eyes closed.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH DO I ICE THEM?
I DON’T KNOW IF THEY’RE SWELLING BECAUSE THEY’RE SMALLLLLL OH MY GOD WHAT IF I START LACTATING GOD I AT LEAST WANTED TO HAVE SEX BEFORE I GOT PREGNANT
MY BOOBS HURT SO MUCH
I’M NOT EVEN ON MY PERIOD WHAT IS GOING ON AM I PREGNANT HOW DO I BABBY HOW IS BABBY FORMED
eclectic-electric: QUESTIONS I ASK MYSELF DAILY: WHY DO I NEVER SEE ALLISON VAGINAS WHY DO I NEVER SEE ALLISON DON’T WORRY BEN, I’M PREPARING FOR LIFT OFF
YO THE UNDERWIRING OF MY BRA HAS BEEN DIGGING INTO...
AND I JUST TOOK OFF MY BRA AND THERE IS A HUGE RED LUMP HOLY CRAP FUCK THIS BRA
chocolate-covered: Why homosexuality should be banned.
pork2k: I could get a master’s degree in English with my foot LOL MY BOSS HAS A MASTER’S IN ENGLISH AND SHE’S SO PROUD SHE OWNS A SNOWBALL STAND YAH
Euthanasia Coaster →
bestofwikipedia: The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria”. (via...
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