theres like this mean bitch in my college facebook group whos like seriously the weirdest meanest bitch ever and everyone in the group hates her because shes a snarky ugly and then i stalked her profile and she likes kpop and like whatever gay shit and she WENT 2 UR SCHOOL
WHAT IS HER NAME WHAT IS IT I PROBZ KNOW HER SHE’S PROBZ IN THE ANIME CLUB OR S/T WE GENERALLY LAUGH AT THEM
and I moved about the store sporadically putting them on a box of cereal, or some sort of soda bottle. I finished up my shopping with my mother, and we went to check out. I overhear a few lanes over the bagger says to the cashier “I just realized, this banana has eyes on it.” “THEY HAVE WHAT?” the cashier replies. “Yeah look!” as the bagger held them up. everyone was so excited to see that, and they wondered where they came from.
This made me so happy, you don’t even know.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Joey. His hobbies include fencing, camping, smoking fine tobacco out of pipes, and gluing googly eyes to random objects.
Also gay sex.
HE ALSO LIKES WHITE LIGHTNING SNOWBALLS. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I MADE HIM A WHITE LIGHTNING SNOWBALL. IT WAS DELICIOUS. I KNOW BECAUSE I MADE IT.