So I'm trying to fill out the FAFSA
and I know you’re probably thinking “hey, Alli, shouldn’t your parents do that?” and to that I reply “fuck no, because my parents don’t know how the internet works and feel like providing information to the FAFSA will cause the government to raid our house for all of the coke and hookers” and I’m asking my mom questions because I do not have...
just submitted my RIT application dear god almighty don’t disappoint me
This is probably the longest I’ve ever stayed at lab and it’s because I’ve been watching Pronunciation Manual videos for the past two hours there are tears rolling down my face
there is a crazy commie english Mr. Bleich teacher at my school and he spends his time forcing his communist ideas down all of his students and anyone who walks by and the other day our research group had a pizza party and my friend Ben and I picked up the pizza and walked by Bleich and he was like “what’s the occasion?” and Ben was like “democracy.” the look on ...
my supervisor at lab, Violeta, just took on a TA position this semester and the class is from 1:30 to 2:40 i am at lab from 1:00 to 3:30 so basically i will not work for the rest of the semester
it’s really hard to plan your period around senior week when the person who is getting the house doesn’t know if we’re going down for the first, second, or third week white girl problems
attempting to schedule my period around senior week before starting my birth control using a kitten calendar to do so keepin’ it classy
farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I LIKE LANA DEL REY
I DON’T THINK I’M FEELIN’ HER I’M REALLY TRYING I JUST CAN’T IMAGINE A TIME WHERE I’D BE LIKE “YEAH, NO LET’S TOTALLY LISTEN TO SOME LANA” BECAUSE SHE’S REALLY DREARY AND DEPRESSING
babyminaj: are you alive do you like potatoes
you know you’re friends when you have to turn in a bio lab late and you don’t know how to do it and he offers to email it to you and it’s entitled “nigga ass lab”
I WONDER IF TATIANA IS EXCITED ABOUT THE SHOES
I CAN’T TELL BY THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS AND TAGS AND TUMBLR MESSAGES AND REPLIES AND TEARS OF JOY
DEAR BITCHES (ALLISON AND TATIANA)
eclectic-electric: PLEASE BLESS ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE SOON GOODBYE IN THREE WEEKS I CAN LEGALLY DRIVE YOU TWO AROUND AND WE DON’T HAVE TO KEEP IT A SECRET ANYMORE ISN’T THAT THE BEST THING
ohmygod alli is so nice she's buying me the best...
recitativomemories: no one has ever been that nice before for valentine’s day. ohmygosh alli the bestest of all friends. this is so nice, i may actually cry, but like not sad cry like i’m really happy and excited someone actually is so nice. I MEAN I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THEM ANYWAY IT’S JUST VALENTINE’S DAY IS THE NEAREST HOLIDAY APPROACHING SO HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
I WISH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I ACTUALLY SPEND ACCURATELY REPRESENTED THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD TO SPEND
passiveagressiveblog: OH my GOD can i BE at COLLEGE ALREADY
BUYING TATI A PAIR OF 25 DOLLAR POLKA DOT MARY...
FILLING MY SHIPMENT WITH 25 DOLLARS WORTH OF HAIR ACCESSORIES TO GET FREE SHIPPING
arrbok: you know you can take photos without instagram right
ifyoucarryonthisway: the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn honey, you missed auburn big time
Anonymous asked: don't feel like you have to give the school his jacket. if it's too painful a reminder, give it to his family. but if you want to keep it for sentimental value, do it. it's just as important for his friends to keep things as his family. you deserve to be able to keep it or give it away. his family will have plenty of his jackets and things, and just because you aren't related...
I HAVE REALIZED I HAVE MISSED LIKE ALL OF SEASONS 3 AND 4 OF WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE BUT YOU CAN’T END HANNAH MONTANA AND EXPECT ME TO CONTINUE TO PAY ATTENTION TO DISNEY CHANNEL FOR ANOTHER TWO SEASONS
The "drink every time Rachel swears in one of her...
I tutor and advocate for the Baltimore Algebra Project and they featured me as their youth spotlight in their January edition of their newspaper. This is the text: Allison “Alli” Chlada has gone above and beyond with her responsibilities as site manager at the Baltimore Polytechnic Institute’s site this school year. She has furthered the relationships between her staff and the rest of the...
O'Malley introduces same-sex marriage bill →
Gov. Martin O’Malley introduced legislation Monday night to legalize same-sex marriage in Maryland, presenting a bill to the General Assembly that aides said would offer broad protections for groups that would not want to perform or honor same-sex marriages.
Advisor: So, tell me, what is it you want to do with your life?
Me: I want to wear pretty clothes and eat food.