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lunaunit: “We have a tremendous capacity to turn people into less than us. And once you do that, you can justify a hell of a lot of awfulness.”
it's pouring rain outside.
87daysbefore: I like the rain a lot when it’s a bit warmer out (like in march or april), but I do not like this freezing ass, pelts you in the face, fingers are falling off, cold rain.
fuckyeahgirlcrush: This is what Mimerz does when she is approached. I think someone needs to add music to this video. MIMERZ IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
ALSO MY BOYFRIEND SAYS HE’S NOT SMOKING UNTIL RUGBY SEASON IS OVER????? SO NOW I NEED TO BUY MY OWN DRUGS AND IT SUCKS THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE STINGY WITH THEIR WEED
i smoked so much today i actually got a headache
Everything I know about Twilight
pizzaforpresident: I’ve never seen a twilight movie or read a book before so I thought it would be fun to write down everything I know about the series in one incredibly incorrect post. TWILIGHT Bella moves to Forks Washington to live with her dad and it always rains She meets an asian kid in high school and falls in love with Edward and sits next to him in biology She meets the other...
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
therealsarfie: the only people that hate on sex are the people that dont have sex
it is my least attractive quality that i sneeze...
i sneeze on everything and it is disgusting second least attractive quality? i don’t have any more least attractive qualities
my mom was just like “you always look like you’ve been crying when you go to philip’s house” my response “*shrugs* he has cats” and it’s totally not all the weed either …
If we had 51% women in Congress, do you think we’d be debating access to...– Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (via subconciousevolution)
so we went to get our passport pictures taken...
the forms that mom filled out for the three of us were invalid because she filled it out in blue ink when at the top it specifically stated “black ink only” dad’s birth certificate is not valid because some law changed yadda yadda and now he needs to go to the department of valid records and pay $25 to have them print him another birth certificate that looks like my...
omg billy crystal is so funny– no one (via isitscary)
the same dudes that will put a girl on blast in...
josue is also sitting at his desk eating pizza
because josue doesn’t speak english
would it be unprofessional to take a bagel and leave
so my lab threw a party today
because hannah got her phd so there are panera bagels and pizza and brownies and champagne except it’s a bunch of awkward computer nerds standing around watching hannah do things and she came over to me like “don’t be shy you’re welcome to join” and i was like “okay” apparently “join” means get pizza and sit back at your desk because you...
THIS IS WHAT IT MUST FEEL LIKE TO HAVE YOUR CREDIT...
ALSO THIS MEANS I PARKED AND DIDN’T PAY SO FINGERS CROSSED THAT WHEN I GO OUT THERE IN A HALF HOUR MY CAR DOESN’T HAVE A TICKET XOXO
so instead of depositing my paycheck at the atm...
i deposited my paycheck at an atm in a 7-11 and i got a receipt and it said my shit had been put in the account etc my bank lets me use the money from the check before it has “cleared” because they run on like an honor system-type thing if you have a good history with them well i go to park my damn ass car to go to lab and the damn ass machine is telling me that my damn ass card...
I THOUGHT BIRTH CONTROL WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOUR PERIODS EASIER BUT APPARENTLY WHEN YOU START TAKING IT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CYCLE IT SURPRISES YOU WITH A RIDICULOUSLY DISGUSTING AND PAINFUL PERIOD FOR LIKE FIVE DAYS TO PLAY CATCH UP THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRICK YOUR BODY INTO THINKING IT’S PREGNANT WHY IS MY VAGINA
eclectic-electric: THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY ANY OF THE GUYS IN ONE DIRECTION ARE EVEN REMOTELY HETEROSEXUAL THAT’S NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE
applying for all of the scholarships
I've loved mae whitman since that show on like abc...
87daysbefore: do any of you remember that? OH MY GOD YES STATE OF GRACE THE THEME SONG WAS DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC AND I HAD NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE AND I USED TO DANCE DURING THE OPENING CREDITS OH MY DEAR LORD
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
these are the worst cramps i’ve never had in my life oh my god i’m in tears
dumbledoreisabamf: Whether you agree with his policies or not, or if you like him or not, you can’t deny that Barack Obama is by far the coolest President there has ever been.
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recitativomemories: JUST MADE PANCAKES TO EAT BY MYSELF WITH A GLASS OF WINE FOR FAT TUESDAY OR WHATEVER. #FAMILY DINNERS ARE THE BEST
why is college so expensive
i need monies