LONG HAIR DON'T CARE

and now it’s going to take up to 2 weeks for them to get there

so much for college everyone

see you in military school

punkest:

i hope that when i’m telling my kids how i met their mother it lasts at least 7 seasons

because she and her immediate family are the greatest

and they keep my wine glass filled while my mother isn’t paying attention

mermaidvogue:

like i don’t even care that i love miley cyrus

ibock:

where do I go to redeem my “white privilege”? Do I like fill out a form or redeem a serial code from a prepaid card or…? 

I dunno how to apply for this “privilege” I supposedly have.