“For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in student loans than what we were paying for our mortgage. So we know what this is about.
And we were lucky to land good jobs with a steady income. But we only finished paying off our student loans—check this out, all right, I’m the President of the United States—we only finished paying off our student loans about eight years ago.”—President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
so we got a box in the mail and i was really excited because i thought it was my dress and then i opened it and saw it was full of more boxes and then turned the box over to see the label was addressed to my dad and now i feel really bad because what i did was
i know this girl who wanted to let loose and hook up with a random exchange student from russia one night and after they were done he was leaving the bedroom and in his broken english said “you have chlamydia now you should doctor” and you know that’s just how life is sometimes
hey so in my awesome classic alli way i went to get my car estimated but the place allstate wants me to go to is newer than the maps on my gps so i had to use mapquest and apparently mapquest is also wrong and i went the completely wrong way and drove around middle river for like a half hour when i was supposed to be in white marsh and then i just burst into tears and went home isn’t that awesome what an awesome day