i am so incredibly congested that my neti pot couldn’t even push through the disgusting amount of mucus compressed in my sinus cavity
this has been the most stressful day i’ve probably ever had
HEY SO THIS IS MY LAB AND THE PROJECT THEY JUST... →
MY PROM DRESS CAME BUT OF COURSE IT NEEDS ALTERATIONS AND I NEED SPECIAL SHAPEWEAR FOR IT ETC ETC ETC
my lab supervisor is probably the most clueless person in the world and she kind of just fucked up everything so AWESOME
I WENT TO SPIRIT FAIR HIGH AND THAT WAS FUN BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO LAB AND GET RESULTS AND THIS IS NOT FUN I’M TOO TIRED FOR THIS
jackiefarrell: top 5 most useful majors: old money president wall street broker media conglomerate CEO being good friends w/ jay-z
dinnerformuks: it’s 2012 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
godbrain: lets stop using the precious amount of space on the internet to discuss doctor who and talk about something that’s not completely retarded.
i took my eyeliner brush and eyeliner and eyelash curler and mascara to school to do grace’s makeup and i think i left it there and i DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
adamusprime: there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
so we got a box in the mail and i was really excited because i thought it was my dress and then i opened it and saw it was full of more boxes and then turned the box over to see the label was addressed to my dad and now i feel really bad because what i did was illegal
i just had the most pleasant customer service call i have ever experienced
The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined...
squidtestes: niggaimdeadass: epitomeofgreatness: newsweek: 1. Fine Arts 2. Drama and Theatre Arts 3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts 4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design 5. Architecture 6. Philosophy and Religious Studies 7. English Literature and Language 8. Journalism 9. Anthropology and Archeology 10. Hospitality Management 11. Music 12. History 13. Political Science and...
i just cleaned all of my makeup brushes and it...
I don't agree with abortions unless it's really...
saynathespiffy: Like if someone is pregnant and doesn’t want to be.
eclectic-electric: APPARENTLY MY FATHER WAS CONCERNED ABOUT HOUSING AT COLLEGE SO HE LOOKED UP TO SEE IF THEY COULD GIVE ME A GAY ROOMMATE SIGH
my boss's ringback tone is nickelback
so here's what's happened in my absence:
i work a fuck ton i have stopped going to the gym altogether for like a week and have smoked a lot of weed and eaten a lot of things so i have to go tomorrow i ordered my prom dress i will most likely be exempt from all of my finals and i literally have two weeks of school left fuck yes i have done absolutely no work finishing my results and shit for research so whoops we submitted my...
ng a post and it suddenly changes to the title bar
joydivsion: i hate it when i start typi
PHILIP SUCKED ON MY FACE YESTERDAY
AND LEFT A FACE HICKEY AND I DON’T OWN FACE MAKE UP TO COVER IT UP SO I HAVE TO USE MY MOM’S AND SHE’S A DIFFERENT SKIN TONE AND IT’S JUST THE WORST HE IS THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THE PLANET
-blackdog: in my dream everything tastes like sweet baby ray’s
puppyluver43: i know this girl who wanted to let loose and hook up with a random exchange student from russia one night and after they were done he was leaving the bedroom and in his broken english said “you have chlamydia now you should doctor” and you know that’s just how life is sometimes
ithinkpeace: Just got to make it through the next four weeks. I have to work my ass off and embrace all the stress with it. But once that’s over it will get easier. That’s the reminder.
watching the buffy musical episode once more with feeling with my mom and singing obnoxiously u jelly
Oh My God the Rules of "True American" are on... →
“This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia’s deletion policy.” ALREADY SAVED IT AS A TXT FILE
on a brighter note my calculus teacher let me make up the replacement test that i totally forgot about yesterday so that was kind of cool i wasted so much gas today though it’s so upsetting
hey so in my awesome classic alli way i went to get my car estimated but the place allstate wants me to go to is newer than the maps on my gps so i had to use mapquest and apparently mapquest is also wrong and i went the completely wrong way and drove around middle river for like a half hour when i was supposed to be in white marsh and then i just burst into tears and went home isn’t that...
maryymack: Let me tell you how much I fucking hate showering: A LOT
UGH I’M SO MAD ABOUT THAT STUPID REPLACEMENT TEST AND PEOPLE DON’T EVEN THINK I’M ADORABLE ANYMORE SO I CAN’T SWEET TALK MY WAY OUT OF ANYTHING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE EVERYTHING