May 2012
also also i got prom tickets for my prom last week and it was number 770 which means there are actually going to be 800 people at my prom like how
May 27th
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May 27th
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SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN ON TUMBLR IN APPROXIMATELY A...
the trainees at my work are probably retarded and work at a snail’s pace/don’t understand what it means to have a job my grandfather died, boohoo sad day i had my last day of school on the 17th and went to Hershey Park last Thursday to celebrate i graduate in exactly a week my prom is Wednesday and Philip finally asked me because I told him that the fact that we’re dating...
May 27th
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May 15th
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complexmachines: Dad: I’ve only had a dwi once and i only drank 2 beers Mom: Yeah, but what else were you on? Dad: PCP but that doesn’t affect driving
May 15th
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May 10th
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[[MORE]]i’ve had one of the worst days of my life and i just need to graduate because really everything i do becomes a problem
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May 8th
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someone got arrested in front of my job today
baltimore city problems
May 8th
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allyouladiespopyopussylikedis: America was a bastard the illegitimate daughter of the mother country whose legs were then spread around the world and a rapist known as freedom, FREEDOOM WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
May 6th
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commanderinqueef: if you say you’ve never peed in the shower you’re a goddamn liar
May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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eclectic-electric: DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THAT TIME I BECAME ANNE FRANK ON FACEBOOK  NEVER FORGET
May 2nd
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HOLY SHIT BEN WEBSTER JUST TEXTED ME
BECAUSE HOLY SHIT BEN WEBSTER JUST GOT TEXTING THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
May 2nd
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kanaynay: IM WHEEZING
May 1st
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