September 2012
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
August 2012
my psychology class requires this little fucking clicker remote thing for class participation and it’s like $40
what the fuck happened to raising my hand
you know what’s shitty
commuting to college whilst living at home and working at the job you’ve had since you were 14
yep
A selection of Bill Nye quotes from an interview when asked about Republican Congressman Todd Akin
“It used to be these Republicans didn’t believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don’t even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren’t? “
“Hey look over there! It’s the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage.”
“He’s a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I’m sorry - I don’t say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He’s just a fucking idiot.”
the catholic church is essentially the most insecure gay dude of all time
i just spent literally three hours taking notes on the first chapter of my sociology textbook
i hate college
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what do nudists do when they’re on their period
I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know
also i hung out with origami-beards today she is rly cool and we go to the same cOLLEGE WE ARE COLLEGE MATES :-) we talked about ben webster today. a really successful first day of classes :~)
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