UTIs should be reason enough that there is no god.Tumblr (3.0; @origami-beards)http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7eb5mnhww1r6nnf9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51047181907http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51047181907Wed, 22 May 2013 00:06:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ebf456d69e8b03c00aaa51841ae6a57/tumblr_mn3l3yOKUq1rl1mb7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8524e69be39e4b58450bc8b9da71200a/tumblr_mn3l3yOKUq1rl1mb7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a9d857fe30984822c3136b0c11a5359/tumblr_mn3l3yOKUq1rl1mb7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be0da2f9175ddcaa9b4c2b2d61977dc1/tumblr_mn3l3yOKUq1rl1mb7o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/608a3fbc13accb9907c089a88a79fd52/tumblr_mn3l3yOKUq1rl1mb7o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aaronthespiritbear.tumblr.com/post/50903860606/seriously-the-best-thing-ever">aaronthespiritbear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Seriously the best thing ever</p> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037857390http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037857390Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2600b9c165c0c8780651039a3000c2b3/tumblr_mn62dhOagp1qc56cqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baltiamore.tumblr.com/post/51013916267/man-runs-out-of-gas-sets-up-drum-kit-on" class="tumblr_blog">baltiamore</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Man runs out of gas, sets up drum kit on Interstate 695</span><span><br/><br/>Read more: <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/randallstown/bs-md-co-drums-stop-20130521,0,4361855.story#ixzz2TxmK12NL"></a><a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/randallstown/bs-md-co-drums-stop-20130521,0,4361855.story#ixzz2TxmK12NL"></a><a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/randallstown/bs-md-co-drums-stop-20130521,0,4361855.story#ixzz2TxmK12NL"><a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/randallstown/bs-md-co-drums-stop-20130521,0,4361855.story#ixzz2TxmK12NL">http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/randallstown/bs-md-co-drums-stop-20130521,0,4361855.story#ixzz2TxmK12NL</a></a></span></p></blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037656073http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037656073Tue, 21 May 2013 22:02:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25d43f45dfe7c2875c33e791e92d9d96/tumblr_mmwbmekGBv1qdnibfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037194395http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037194395Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/476a762720181776f1673859b703ec9a/tumblr_mj6c3yls4K1s15trho1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d37ffd65b5f058281e972f4612eb8e52/tumblr_mj6c3yls4K1s15trho2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee02f1536035ba97e380fb1b479078b7/tumblr_mj6c3yls4K1s15trho3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b19a908bec60c26e07f8c6305d242dd0/tumblr_mj6c3yls4K1s15trho4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c720ca5c387e76b66b165a244221ef22/tumblr_mj6c3yls4K1s15trho5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45228aa4a04402aa2954b1dba9401573/tumblr_mj6c3yls4K1s15trho6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037003281http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51037003281Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc71073097b542cfad61efc4ca9f15d0/tumblr_mn4jlm2Gp31r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51015402548http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51015402548Tue, 21 May 2013 17:20:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tmijyTHh1qkb6keo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51015178178http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/51015178178Tue, 21 May 2013 17:17:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtr8JEj81qgmu27o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtr8JEj81qgmu27o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtr8JEj81qgmu27o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtr8JEj81qgmu27o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50964493486http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50964493486Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:00 -0400<p><a href="http://devin-c-k.tumblr.com/post/50961117704/i-just-realized-that-ill-never-get-to-meet-mr" class="tumblr_blog">devin-c-k</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I just realized that I’ll never get to meet Mr. Rogers and now I’m crying.</p></blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50964425834http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50964425834Mon, 20 May 2013 23:41:03 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/13wEuXLk958?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cashfameandsocialchange.tumblr.com/post/17425406749/chonklatime-dominic-momanigamanenen">cashfameandsocialchange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chonklatime.tumblr.com/post/16584070807/dominic-momanigamanenen-blogsaretough-the">chonklatime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dominic-momanigamanenen.tumblr.com/post/16576437066/blogsaretough-the-funniest-thing-that-ever">dominic-momanigamanenen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blogsaretough.tumblr.com/post/16572770207">blogsaretough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The funniest thing that ever happened on Whose Line.</p> <p>Goodnight</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50964343112http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50964343112Mon, 20 May 2013 23:39:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82f6d51ccf5cab09c64b4d1a349f152f/tumblr_mmn9a2AoZo1rh6xo6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1abd9c91bdb9687ffa3ed7491ebd6666/tumblr_mmn9a2AoZo1rh6xo6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d93d555f31a99b9ee2edd32e3981ad93/tumblr_mmn9a2AoZo1rh6xo6o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/672e9cf299fee4e356e81f1fe63cf4ad/tumblr_mmn9a2AoZo1rh6xo6o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alienfromthespaceh.tumblr.com/post/50178383238/food-critic-pug">alienfromthespaceh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0wb_K9VCtI">Food critic pug</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50883817193http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50883817193Mon, 20 May 2013 00:19:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mowwwg.tumblr.com/post/50606997737/you-cant-wear-that-people-will-get-the-wrong">mowwwg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”</p> <p>the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact</p> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50873883675http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50873883675Sun, 19 May 2013 22:06:48 -0400<p>why is the cast of skins also the cast of game of thrones</p>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50873604375http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50873604375Sun, 19 May 2013 22:02:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/084e89464278304aa92a79488210f8d6/tumblr_mn0fwwENGL1s20b68o2_250.gif"/><br/> http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60cbd71c9024ef398f3806ecb2c97bc0/tumblr_mn0fwwENGL1s20b68o1_250.gif"/><br/> http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50858049346http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50858049346Sun, 19 May 2013 18:37:05 -0400<p><a href="http://aiclan.tumblr.com/post/50836009844/an-open-letter-to-yahoo" class="tumblr_blog">aiclan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like</p></blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50839344665http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50839344665Sun, 19 May 2013 14:45:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b28a5fbf10533143184fcfc5ce122de/tumblr_mn22l2dJTG1sn7lxto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/50832336378/he-met-bill-murray-submitted-by-laura-r" class="tumblr_blog">reasonsmysoniscrying</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He met Bill Murray.</p> <p>Submitted by: Laura R.<br/>Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland<br/><br/> </p></blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50832377051http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50832377051Sun, 19 May 2013 13:15:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d67122825cb3a49ca74b9476aac1c21c/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f4dcc7df7005c8cd0df065926d3e770/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c59e0758260d3811cebf0e568a87cb0/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a8077caffd66b31f576612929446bc1/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81bf5c6225511b3eb37c2abe75898585/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9eaf84b69470b20d9edbac5a27125d5/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2135918c4ad8378cc8932f314afa1850/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6f55d4ee087c3671590992badc45c1d/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a55fb61f268d39d9132b81d1f5d1fc39/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50783620794http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50783620794Sat, 18 May 2013 23:31:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bca729e95e03f0ae91e9c89825f6a3f6/tumblr_mm6oklr37c1qcv2lbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50783228255http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50783228255Sat, 18 May 2013 23:25:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2qumunOK1qj8wtqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium</p> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50783059296http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50783059296Sat, 18 May 2013 23:23:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepensivebrony.tumblr.com/post/50615333100/you-shouldnt-be-depressed-people-have-it-worse">thepensivebrony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”</p> <p>finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever</p> </blockquote>http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50703662993http://origami-beards.tumblr.com/post/50703662993Fri, 17 May 2013 23:56:42 -0400